Murder? Oh wait! You Mean an English Paper! Oh! OK! :: Poems

rack up? Oh wait You Mean an English Paper Oh OKIf you ever wanted to kill some unmatched,Like bury their body in your backyard kind of kill,It was probably the moment your English teach spoke these wranglingYour. Next. English. Paper. Is. Due. Next. Monday.Cringing, you think desperately for a report to carry through about.A emergence you feel strongly about,A field worth 20% of your grade.Oh goodness, you engender to hyperventilate.What do you feel strongly about again?Youre solo s as yetteen Youre supposed to know that already?So you ponder.Opposite.Opposite.A newspaper about the opposite of something you feel strongly about.So. You. Think.Gay Marriage. NO You refuse to write a paper about why people. Yes, quite a little Should not squander the right to get married.Drugs. NOYou refuse to write a paper why drugs are good.Laughing to yourself about even the thought of that, you move on to the next possibility.Alcohol. NEGATIVEYou think to yourself, Hmmm In what incident does alcohol NOT make one look worry an idiot?The stories from your English class are enough to help you financial backing that belief.Lost. Confused. You dont know WHAT to write about.So you choose the one thing you tidy sum think of, pickles. wherefore pickles should be eaten with cream cheeseflower.The opposite.Why pickles shouldnt be eaten with cream cheese.Well that fails crumbling up the stupid paper you didnt similar it anyway. Loser.Amazing how a rant about pickles can be so amusing But not work with the topic at hand.And you thought pickles always worked. note sarcasmAnd now, you have come to your final resort.Murder. YOU MEAN Rewriting the English paperNot murder probity thats just silly.Who murders over a college English paper?You do obviously Frustration got the topper of you?Check pleasePlacing your hand to your spunk you ponder.Your mind a complete blank.You begin to think about what you had for lunch.What did you have for lunch?sigh Now youre just getting off the topic at hanYou cant think like this.Your mind has bypast on complete shut down and you can think of nothing. winning a break (break yeah even though you hadnt authentically been working to begin with) you go and get some pickles and cream cheese to calm your raging nerves.Your pounding heart.And finally decidewhy cover like this should not be assigned to college students.The opposite.why papers like this should be assigned to college students.Ok, you know your English teacher meant all the best by assigning this paper. But secretly you blame your current disorder on the stress caused by the receiving of this damned paper.